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10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like


PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

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Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS


That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

Stuff like this is why I love Gordon Ramsay. He treats people like fucking people. 

That video made my eyes fill with tears but that rant two above my comment pushed me over the edge. For the first time ever, the internet has made me cry. Beautiful! <3










I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag



This is like my favourite post ever. Hon de Hefner! :D

Austria!! :D

Oof.. Let me think.. Yesterday, ehm..
Oh yes! Spent the day giving out business cards! Ran in to Michi and two of her friends on my route and found out loads about Snowbombing! :D Wednesday and Sunday are free days and there’s gonna be a street festival or parade or something so can’t wait for them! :D Had kinda pictured myself sitting on my own in Funky’s for the week! :P But they also said if they can source a wristband for me they’ll let me know so you never know, I could end up seeing a good few dj’s! :D

Ran into Mark too! Snowboarder over from Ireland! (: He’s gonna go up the mountains with me this weekend so I’m not skiing alone! :D

I also ran into Tony and Abi (fine thing haa) while I bought my daily coffee and Abi said she might be able to get me a job in Hara Kiri selling shots for snowbombing! And they invited me to join them for dinner, so I got to have a home cooked meal yesterday: spaghetti bolognes! Much needed after living off bread rolls for the last week! :L
Tony also introduced me to Hans and Anthony, two crazy looking fella’s who invited me to join them on a trip around the world! :D And Hans said he could easily set me up with a job in Holland! :D

Jan left me off my tab in Funky’s too so I have an extra 15 euro that’s driving me crazy cos I don’t know what to spend it on! :O And hopefully by tonight I’ll know whether or not I have a job in Funky’s for Snowbombing!

Aaand, smoked two joints with Felepa last night and I barely remember the walk home. Actually I don’t remember the walk, I remember leaving and that’s it! :L I know I tried to watch some Adventure Time but only a few minutes in I threw my laptop down the end of my bed and went straight to sleep! Woke up this morning somewhat confused! :L

All in all, yesterday was a great day! Ate well, possibility of a job, made some great connections and got super baked! :D Success! :D 

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